magical flying corn

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Hey guys JAM here saying stupid shit like flying corn broke a table. .... now this really did happen I like a human person was eating. What a surprise me eating I know shocker. Anyway I was getting my Vienna sausage I enjoy that stuff I was putting the rest back when BAM A MUTHER FUCKING CAN OF CORN FELL and broke my grandmas one of three glasses of her glass table me and my cousin froze and sort of panic knowing THAT my grandma will flip out if that table broke and she did kept telling her I didn't hit anything the fucking corn magically flee out I don't I guess the corn wanted to die this heated argument went on for a few minutes and then we dropped it and life went back to normal the end happy birthday you reader
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lol okay-glad to know no one was hurt XD